1 00:00:06,239 --> 00:00:08,040 (SCREAMS IN PAIN) Ah! 2 00:00:08,640 --> 00:00:11,640 (OFF) "This is the moment that I should remember all my life." 3 00:00:12,239 --> 00:00:13,920 "I'm going to have my first child, 4 00:00:14,879 --> 00:00:16,640 but right now I'm on to something else." 5 00:00:17,160 --> 00:00:19,560 "I'm very busy feeling waves of pain." 6 00:00:21,239 --> 00:00:23,200 "I don't know if this is what I should feel, 7 00:00:23,640 --> 00:00:25,560 must be that I have given it many thoughts". 8 00:00:26,640 --> 00:00:27,640 "Or maybe I've seen 9 00:00:27,720 --> 00:00:30,040 too many birth scenes in the movies, 10 00:00:30,360 --> 00:00:32,000 because now I feel strange." 11 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:34,800 "It's like not was happening to me." 12 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:38,600 Ah! 13 00:00:38,680 --> 00:00:40,680 "In fact, This makes a lot of sense, 14 00:00:40,760 --> 00:00:42,640 because this voice is 'off' It's not mine, 15 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:45,479 It's him trying to imagine what I think." 16 00:00:45,560 --> 00:00:48,239 "Yes, yes, it's me, trying imagine what he thinks." 17 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:51,840 "I don't think I can remember any of this." 18 00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:55,200 Ah! 19 00:00:56,280 --> 00:00:59,520 "So I should... record it on video." 20 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:01,640 Ah! 21 00:01:01,760 --> 00:01:02,879 Ah! 22 00:01:02,959 --> 00:01:05,640 (WOMAN) Very well, you are. doing very well, it's coming. 23 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:06,879 Ah! Very good, very good. 24 00:01:06,959 --> 00:01:09,000 Come on a little more, you breathe. Wait. 25 00:01:09,080 --> 00:01:10,760 Be careful. Sorry. Sorry, sorry. 26 00:01:10,840 --> 00:01:13,560 -Sandra, we're doing very well, really. Ah! 27 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:16,000 I'm going to do... something. Let's see please 28 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:18,320 now is not a good time, go back to your wife. 29 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:20,439 I know, I already know. Just so I can have a... 30 00:01:20,520 --> 00:01:23,160 Get out of there! Get out of there! (WOMAN) Take advantage, darling, 31 00:01:23,239 --> 00:01:24,520 that you have contraction. 32 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:26,840 You do it very well. Very good, very good. Now! 33 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:28,479 Ah! Very good! 34 00:01:28,560 --> 00:01:29,640 Ah! Another one. 35 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:32,000 Ah! It's coming out, push! 36 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:34,400 Ah! 37 00:01:40,479 --> 00:01:41,920 (baby cry) 38 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:45,680 (baby cry) 39 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:49,840 (baby cry) 40 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:53,920 (baby cry) 41 00:02:03,320 --> 00:02:07,000 (TV) "The field is very full today, There's a great atmosphere." 42 00:02:07,080 --> 00:02:09,400 "The players notice the breath of the stands". 43 00:02:09,479 --> 00:02:11,400 (baby cry) 44 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:14,720 Another beer, Julio? Man! 45 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:18,360 What the hell! You will have to hydrate, I say, with how hot it is. 46 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:21,640 But what are you trying to reproduce? the womb climate out here? 47 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:23,680 It's 24, huh? Alright. when you see 48 00:02:23,760 --> 00:02:26,200 that is not from Costa Rica, You will be disappointed. 49 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:28,439 If you're not careful, it will unclog. Well be careful, 50 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:30,800 because then they go out into the street and they catch everything. 51 00:02:30,879 --> 00:02:32,640 Because, of course, they have no defenses. 52 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:35,720 Children have to have snot, Sandra. This is how they get tanned. 53 00:02:36,479 --> 00:02:38,760 Take away something that is red. Don't you see it? 54 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:41,239 Look at his diaper, let's see Yes, it is dirty, daughter. 55 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:43,000 Do you want me to lower the thermostat? 56 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:45,200 I think it's hunger. It's hunger. It's your turn now. 57 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:46,320 -But not him alone. 58 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:49,280 Child, bring something to accompany beer, please. 59 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:51,200 I don't have hands. Hey? 60 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:52,560 Angela! -Go. 61 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:55,959 leave it to me, who might want a change of scenery. 62 00:02:56,520 --> 00:02:57,520 (baby cries) 63 00:02:57,600 --> 00:02:59,360 No, no, It's hunger, it's hunger. 64 00:02:59,439 --> 00:03:01,160 I give it a shot. You recently gave him, 65 00:03:01,239 --> 00:03:02,239 hunger cannot be. 66 00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:05,439 Take away, take away. Let me smell it, I'm sure this is poop. 67 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:08,800 Let's see, can we stop going overboard? to the child as if he were a joint? 68 00:03:08,879 --> 00:03:10,560 Pay attention to him, He knows what he's talking about. 69 00:03:10,640 --> 00:03:12,760 (JULY) You give him too many arms for the child. 70 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:14,239 This is how they become vitiated and obese, 71 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:16,280 and then they cry for anything. 72 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:17,879 They become mushy. 73 00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:20,720 -You're right, son, We took you much less. 74 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:23,119 Now I understand why Berto is such a tough guy. 75 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:26,160 Rosa, take it now which is calmer. 76 00:03:26,239 --> 00:03:27,640 Now yes, right? Yes, yes, yes, yes. 77 00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:29,160 I'm going to the bathroom for a moment, okay? 78 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:32,280 Should I leave you on the ground better, so that you don't get addicted? 79 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:33,400 (Door opening) 80 00:03:33,479 --> 00:03:34,479 (baby cries) 81 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:35,600 (Door closing) 82 00:03:48,760 --> 00:03:49,800 (Door opening) 83 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:51,760 (Door closing) 84 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:05,119 And your sister, that "piercing" what...? 85 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:06,959 Are you going for an alternative now, at your age? 86 00:04:07,479 --> 00:04:08,479 I freak out. 87 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:11,360 He said that he had been at 5:00 p.m., but he doesn't leave. 88 00:04:12,479 --> 00:04:13,479 Already. 89 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:15,800 Hey, what about your parents? 90 00:04:16,239 --> 00:04:17,239 This can't be. 91 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:19,720 It's been two days who leave after dinner 92 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:20,800 and about to cry. 93 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:23,320 What do I know? 94 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:26,239 They are retired... He's his first grandchild, too. 95 00:04:26,879 --> 00:04:28,760 Time must pass faster. 96 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:32,280 Or slower. I... I don't know, I don't know. 97 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:33,360 Already. 98 00:04:34,119 --> 00:04:35,160 Well you have to take them out 99 00:04:35,239 --> 00:04:37,479 before my father comes. Your father? 100 00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:38,560 (bell) 101 00:04:40,119 --> 00:04:41,119 Your father is coming! 102 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:42,800 (Door opening) 103 00:04:43,520 --> 00:04:44,560 (Door closing) 104 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:48,200 Hello, Ramón, how are you? 105 00:04:49,320 --> 00:04:52,959 Do you want to go to... for... to see the child and that? 106 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:55,680 Hello, dad. Sandra! 107 00:04:56,280 --> 00:04:58,959 You really are pretty. It's hot here, huh? 108 00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:00,680 Yes a bit. (JULY) Father-in-law! 109 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:03,040 All good? Come have a beer, man. 110 00:05:03,119 --> 00:05:05,400 Angela! I'll stop by tomorrow, you have a visitor. 111 00:05:05,479 --> 00:05:07,080 Wow, man. Bye bye. No, dad. 112 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:08,800 Come inside. Oh, don't you...? 113 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:10,640 Look, Lucas, grandpa. 114 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:13,439 (baby babbling) 115 00:05:13,840 --> 00:05:14,840 Hello, handsome. 116 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:17,760 Well. Come on, let's go inside. 117 00:05:17,920 --> 00:05:19,400 And how are you, Berto? That? 118 00:05:19,479 --> 00:05:22,560 Very good, thanks for asking. Very kind. 119 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:24,879 Dad, take off your jacket that you are going to roast yourself. 120 00:05:25,080 --> 00:05:27,119 No, daughter, you know I'm not comfortable 121 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:29,080 in shirt sleeves... in someone else's house. 122 00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:31,879 A little more mint pennyroyal? 123 00:05:31,959 --> 00:05:34,800 No, I'm trying do not take more than two a day. 124 00:05:34,879 --> 00:05:38,160 Very good, he is very sweet. It is the farlopa of infusions. 125 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:40,000 I don't know, I have never tried cocaine. 126 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:43,760 Or "farlopa", as consumers call it. 127 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:45,680 Well, dad... Good. 128 00:05:45,760 --> 00:05:48,879 Well, do you already have a pediatrician? No. 129 00:05:48,959 --> 00:05:51,400 We were thinking of going to the clinic where we had Lucas. 130 00:05:51,479 --> 00:05:52,720 Yes, there, whoever it is. 131 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:55,280 Well it's very important Choose a good pediatrician. 132 00:05:55,360 --> 00:05:57,000 He is a child's first doctor. 133 00:05:57,119 --> 00:05:59,640 And you have to try that meets three conditions. 134 00:06:00,320 --> 00:06:02,439 First of all professional excellence, 135 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:04,920 secondly, childish empathy, 136 00:06:05,360 --> 00:06:06,400 and thirdly... 137 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:07,520 (baby cries) 138 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:08,760 I'm coming! No, I'm going. I'm going. 139 00:06:08,840 --> 00:06:10,239 (baby cries) 140 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:12,879 (baby cries) 141 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:15,119 (baby cries) 142 00:06:18,959 --> 00:06:21,520 (WHISPERS) Well, Well here we are again... 143 00:06:22,479 --> 00:06:26,479 (TV) "...and despairs, helpless. "His face says it all." 144 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:28,439 -"You can't afford these errors 145 00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:30,600 and above all, just as the game is." 146 00:06:30,680 --> 00:06:31,800 You pooped yourself. 147 00:06:31,879 --> 00:06:35,080 Well, now mommy cleans you up. Hey, hey, my love. Yes, yes. 148 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:38,360 And these are the three things What a good pediatrician should have. 149 00:06:38,439 --> 00:06:40,080 And the third? Let him explain it, 150 00:06:40,160 --> 00:06:41,439 I have seen him very attentive. 151 00:06:42,080 --> 00:06:43,720 I'll tell you later. Calm down, 152 00:06:43,840 --> 00:06:45,720 that I have the perfect pediatrician. 153 00:06:46,520 --> 00:06:47,520 Your card. 154 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:52,280 (Blow, broken glass) 155 00:06:52,360 --> 00:06:53,360 What has happened? 156 00:06:53,439 --> 00:06:55,640 (JULY) Be careful, woman. They already have enough. 157 00:06:55,720 --> 00:06:57,879 Don't worry, don't worry. Don't cut yourself. 158 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:59,000 (bell) 159 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:00,479 Dad... (ANGELA) I'm sorry. 160 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:03,000 You change it. Hey? 161 00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:04,520 (baby cries) 162 00:07:08,479 --> 00:07:10,080 (CHILDREN) (SCREAMING CRAZY) 163 00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:12,920 (BOY) Here, here! -Bad time for a visit? 164 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:14,280 Well, the truth is... 165 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:16,200 Five minutes alone to see the baby. 166 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:17,920 -It's hot here, huh? Yeah. 167 00:07:18,479 --> 00:07:19,959 A little bit... How are you? 168 00:07:20,119 --> 00:07:22,080 (SIGH) Here I go. You have there... 169 00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:23,760 Damn! 170 00:07:24,640 --> 00:07:25,640 It's normal. Again. 171 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:28,000 Sandra, can you come over for a moment? 172 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:30,119 I'm going to the bathroom for a second, okay? Come on, come on. 173 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:33,800 (CHILDREN) (SCREAM EXCITED) 174 00:07:34,640 --> 00:07:37,439 But, dad, what are you doing? He gagged, he was going to vomit. 175 00:07:37,560 --> 00:07:40,840 But I held his head very well. Very good, and with the diaper inside out. 176 00:07:40,920 --> 00:07:42,800 Well, I should come indicated! 177 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:45,360 I really don't know nor how we are still alive. 178 00:07:45,439 --> 00:07:46,560 I see you in good health, 179 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:48,920 even to wear a ring in the noses 180 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:50,119 and don't get infected. 181 00:07:56,160 --> 00:07:58,239 Don't you have milk? Don't you take it alone? 182 00:07:58,320 --> 00:08:00,680 No, no, me with milk. Laura is the one who takes it alone. 183 00:08:00,760 --> 00:08:01,760 Well it will be for milk. 184 00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:04,920 Oh, forgive me, son, It's just that I'm so clumsy. 185 00:08:05,479 --> 00:08:07,760 Come on, calm down, mom, It happens to anyone. 186 00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:11,280 Let's see, there is soy, almond, 187 00:08:11,760 --> 00:08:14,720 oatmeal with vanilla, nutty, 188 00:08:15,479 --> 00:08:18,520 quinoa with banana, muesli... 189 00:08:19,160 --> 00:08:20,160 and that's it. 190 00:08:20,239 --> 00:08:21,720 Oh no, wait! Here's more. 191 00:08:22,239 --> 00:08:25,479 Hazelnut with cocoa, coconut rice, 192 00:08:25,560 --> 00:08:28,840 rice with calcium plus, of coconut alone, 193 00:08:29,239 --> 00:08:30,439 and... birdseed. 194 00:08:31,920 --> 00:08:34,000 And... and don't you have a normal cow? 195 00:08:34,119 --> 00:08:36,239 No, mom, not a cow, because cow's milk 196 00:08:36,320 --> 00:08:39,400 carries fertilizers and chemicals that are bad for your health. 197 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:42,200 Well we gave it to you when you were little 198 00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:44,520 and you have to see how tall and handsome what are you 199 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:48,080 (Hair dryer) 200 00:09:03,320 --> 00:09:04,320 Let's see... 201 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:17,479 Holy shit! But don't you know how to call? 202 00:09:17,560 --> 00:09:20,239 (CHILD) They are the fattest of the world! 203 00:09:20,320 --> 00:09:22,760 -No, my teacher They are fatter! 204 00:09:22,840 --> 00:09:25,040 -Liar! The teachers don't teach them. 205 00:09:25,119 --> 00:09:27,280 Put the drawings on them or they will destroy the house. 206 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:28,959 Shall we go down to buy cow's milk 207 00:09:29,040 --> 00:09:30,840 with fertilizer of a lifetime...? 208 00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:32,479 We went down to buy four things. 209 00:09:32,560 --> 00:09:35,000 Alberto, take advantage and buy... I carry the list. 210 00:09:35,640 --> 00:09:38,239 (CHILDREN) (SCREAM EXCITED) 211 00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:47,320 You take advantage of expelling the air to contract the muscle. 212 00:09:48,959 --> 00:09:51,680 That's it... keep it contracted, 213 00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:54,200 expel the air... As if you were pissing. 214 00:09:54,959 --> 00:09:56,840 Do you notice it? Yes, yes, yes. 215 00:09:59,920 --> 00:10:01,959 Come on, me later to have triplets 216 00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:04,680 I got used to doing Kegel exercises at all hours. 217 00:10:04,760 --> 00:10:07,040 Anywhere, doing anything. 218 00:10:07,119 --> 00:10:08,119 And do they work? 219 00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:10,119 The pussy will not be the same again, 220 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:11,720 unless you go into surgery, 221 00:10:11,879 --> 00:10:14,800 but it is true that you have a chichi left 222 00:10:14,879 --> 00:10:17,920 with very similar characteristics to those before the destruction. 223 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:21,280 Between the end of pregnancy and what's coming now, 224 00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:22,720 I don't think we use it much. 225 00:10:22,840 --> 00:10:25,400 (JULY) Eh... I go out to the balcony to smoke. 226 00:10:25,520 --> 00:10:27,760 Have you been there long? No. 227 00:10:28,479 --> 00:10:30,280 But I've heard about the pussy. 228 00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:34,000 I'm leaving, I'm leaving. (LAUGHS) 229 00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:43,040 We can't take too long either, that my hair is falling out. 230 00:10:43,119 --> 00:10:44,200 You, calm down, eh? 231 00:10:46,360 --> 00:10:47,920 These moments are now gold. 232 00:10:49,239 --> 00:10:51,280 Remember, always ask yourself hang the clothes, 233 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:53,640 and put on your headphones with your little music and that. 234 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:55,400 That's glory for you. 235 00:10:55,840 --> 00:10:58,560 Oh and also you get a lot of use out of it 236 00:10:58,640 --> 00:11:02,119 to go down and throw out the trash; the cigarette, the cell phone... 237 00:11:04,920 --> 00:11:05,920 Quality of life. 238 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:08,080 Quality of life. Come on, let's go. 239 00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:12,840 Man, what a ball. I'm very stoned. 240 00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:14,720 Wet wipes. No no. 241 00:11:15,119 --> 00:11:17,320 Don't you give each other the same pleasure What do you give the baby? 242 00:11:17,439 --> 00:11:18,879 It changed our lives. 243 00:11:18,959 --> 00:11:21,520 Sometimes I go to see if something comes out just to be able to use them. 244 00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:24,040 No. It's just that we saw an animal documentary... 245 00:11:24,119 --> 00:11:25,119 My mother! Ya... 246 00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:28,119 And a century-old Caribbean turtle 247 00:11:28,680 --> 00:11:30,879 I died trapped in a mountain of wipes 248 00:11:30,959 --> 00:11:32,760 and now, Sandra won't let me buy. 249 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:35,920 Sometimes I go shit in other people's houses just to be able to use them... 250 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:40,560 The doors of my bathroom They are always open for you. 251 00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:43,160 I've thought about... in reducing the intakes a little 252 00:11:43,239 --> 00:11:45,080 and... and give him the "bibe". 253 00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:51,160 I'm the third anesthetist. who gets pregnant this year. 254 00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:52,800 I have to go back to work. 255 00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:54,439 Already. Clear. 256 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,000 Well and also, there are a lot of ways 257 00:11:57,080 --> 00:11:58,640 to bond with the baby. 258 00:11:58,720 --> 00:12:00,640 It is also not essential breastfeed. 259 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:01,840 TRUE? Clear! 260 00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:03,600 Yes, yes. And all those theories 261 00:12:03,680 --> 00:12:06,479 relating weaning with an abandonment syndrome 262 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:09,119 They are not proven either. At least, not 100%. 263 00:12:10,239 --> 00:12:12,479 What theories? Theories. 264 00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:14,400 Evolutionary theories. Let's go... 265 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:16,479 What am I going to tell you that you don't know? 266 00:12:16,560 --> 00:12:19,239 If you are a doctor. Now, now, now... Well, now! 267 00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:20,320 What are you going to tell me? 268 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:22,320 -Think that the tits she has, 269 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:23,640 You will never see them again. 270 00:12:24,879 --> 00:12:28,200 You'll tell me what it's for. No straws or anything. Lately... 271 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:30,920 yourself. I keep a lot of videos of my wife 272 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,680 from when I was breastfeeding. So that? 273 00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:33,760 Like what for? 274 00:12:34,479 --> 00:12:36,520 But do you masturbate thinking about your wife? 275 00:12:36,680 --> 00:12:38,600 Clear! That's almost a paraphilia, right? 276 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:41,600 You have to keep the flame of the couple, you know? 277 00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:44,040 Wow. "Wow." What do you mean "buah"? 278 00:12:44,439 --> 00:12:45,959 And did it happen to you? All the time. 279 00:12:46,040 --> 00:12:48,360 But what are you feeding? to your son, for God's sake. 280 00:12:48,439 --> 00:12:50,239 There are dirty guys everywhere. Already. 281 00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:52,119 The only one who doesn't look at me It's Alberto. 282 00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:54,360 And I take them there... all day on air. 283 00:12:54,439 --> 00:12:56,640 But, woman, Now it's normal not to feel like it. 284 00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:57,720 Well, now... 285 00:12:58,680 --> 00:13:00,239 We've been there for six months now... 286 00:13:00,959 --> 00:13:02,160 that... without anything. 287 00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:03,360 Oh no. 288 00:13:03,439 --> 00:13:06,119 Well then there yes You have to pay attention, Sandra. 289 00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:09,680 Look, what you're going to do... is, from time to time, 290 00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:12,160 you give him a good handjob. 291 00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:14,840 (JULY) (CLEARS THROWS) I leave this and... and I'm leaving. 292 00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:16,600 Hello, to yours. 293 00:13:17,320 --> 00:13:18,479 Hello. Forgive me. 294 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:24,720 In the first echo, 295 00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:27,080 The nurse took out a piece of junk, shaped like a penis, 296 00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:28,920 He put a condom on her... in front of me, 297 00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:32,439 He lubricated it, and put it in in the "chirri" to Sandra... 298 00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:35,280 come inside... there looking, huh? 299 00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:37,160 in front of me, all that. In cold blood. 300 00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:39,119 Of course, technically, what is that? 301 00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:41,560 The fantasy of any heterosexual adult. 302 00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:45,160 Yes... and no, because also It is the first photo of my son. 303 00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:46,640 Did it make you crazy? 304 00:13:47,119 --> 00:13:49,600 In part yes, but in part it horrified me. 305 00:13:49,680 --> 00:13:52,000 Well, in part, It's legitimate handjob material. 306 00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:53,600 Don't lecture me on this. 307 00:13:53,680 --> 00:13:55,720 I have peeled it with María Teresa Campos. 308 00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:57,119 Well, I'm more from Terelu. 309 00:13:57,720 --> 00:13:59,200 He screwed us over, easy. 310 00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:02,080 You are Berto, right? 311 00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:04,040 Yes, do you want a selfie? 312 00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:05,600 No. 313 00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:09,119 (code reader beeps) 314 00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:15,959 24.50. 315 00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:18,040 Can I pay you with a card? 316 00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:20,560 No. 317 00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:22,720 Close, it's getting cold. Clear. 318 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:24,600 If the cold air gathers and the hot one, 319 00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:26,400 Maybe there's a storm at home. 320 00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:33,879 What's happening? And the "piercing"? 321 00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:36,400 Here. It is removable. Is it a lie? 322 00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:38,959 And what do you wear it for? To cheer up dad. 323 00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:40,320 That's enough for you, aunt, eh? 324 00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:42,840 You know he's not having a good time. Oh, Sandra! 325 00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:45,000 five years ago that he is not having a good time. 326 00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:46,959 It's about time to get over it, right? 327 00:14:48,879 --> 00:14:50,040 Holy shit! Fuck! Ole. 328 00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:52,439 What do you do? There are people! Look below! 329 00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:55,119 And what happens? Can't I touch dad's balls? 330 00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:56,720 I just don't see the fun in it, Rosa. 331 00:14:57,160 --> 00:14:59,680 Since you are a mother, You have become dull and boring. 332 00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:02,439 Maybe it is a gene that is activated. 333 00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:10,160 And what do I do with this? Should I put a patch on it or what do I do? 334 00:15:10,239 --> 00:15:12,239 It's a bitch, not anymore. If it fits, man. 335 00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:15,200 She is an older lady who has thrown a cigarette butt from above. 336 00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:16,920 What old lady? They are kids. 337 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,680 Those in the attic, who smoke and throw it away. 338 00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:21,439 What a joke. The jacket is almost new and I have to throw it away. 339 00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:23,959 What's up, brother-in-law? Look. Look how funny. 340 00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:26,080 A retarded neighbor has thrown away the cigarette butt, 341 00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:29,479 and hole in the jacket. It's called "Dam" syndrome, son. 342 00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:32,600 Very good, linguist. (BOY) Look, look! It's Berto! 343 00:15:32,959 --> 00:15:35,239 Well, but take it away, that you have seen me very well. 344 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:37,600 I'm here in person. Turn it up, kid. 345 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:39,840 "Okay". 346 00:15:39,920 --> 00:15:40,920 (TV, laughter) 347 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,479 "Let's talk about tiles." Leave it. 348 00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:44,520 Not that one, which is also old. Take it off. 349 00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:47,520 Come on! The shame is over. Shut up everyone. 350 00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:50,360 That one is repeated. Give me... Dad, stop it. It is repeated. 351 00:15:50,439 --> 00:15:52,000 They always repeat it. 352 00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:53,920 (JULY) Shut up. They can't see it. 353 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,040 Let's laugh for a while. 354 00:15:55,439 --> 00:15:57,160 Hello. (TV) "Are you relaxed?" 355 00:15:57,239 --> 00:15:59,119 "Did you masturbate before coming?" 356 00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:00,239 "I always do." 357 00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:02,360 "I always hair my hair before a monologue." 358 00:16:02,479 --> 00:16:05,360 "Relax. Sometimes I grab the microphone and my hand gets caught." 359 00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:07,239 "No, just kidding. "I wash my hand." 360 00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:09,560 "I just love peeling it, 361 00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:12,920 I really like having fun watching it some nice pregnant tits." 362 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,320 "Nature punishes you having a son, 363 00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:17,800 but in return it rewards you with momentary use 364 00:16:17,879 --> 00:16:20,080 of those enormous wineskins full of milk." 365 00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:21,200 "No kid, huh?" 366 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:23,760 "I'm a fool If the child is not hooked, 367 00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:25,239 because when I see it I think: 368 00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:28,119 'Maybe I'll get hooked too to the tip of the cock'". 369 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:29,800 "When there is no child, 370 00:16:29,879 --> 00:16:32,000 that tit is legit material for straw". 371 00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:33,640 "As soon as the child is hooked, 372 00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:36,119 the brain has a switch what a difference: 373 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:37,439 straw, baby, straw, baby, 374 00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:39,800 straw, baby, Straw, baby, straw..." 375 00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:48,720 (CHILD) Mom, What is "straw material"? 376 00:16:49,479 --> 00:16:50,600 (baby babbling) 377 00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:37,600 (Door opening) 378 00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:40,320 (Door closing) 379 00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:49,280 Good night. Good night. 380 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,760 Good night. Good night. 381 00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:04,879 Wait, wait, wait. Wow. 382 00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:07,520 This is new. You have caught me by surprise 383 00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:09,520 because I thought that couldn't be done yet. 384 00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:11,200 Well, we can't. 385 00:18:11,439 --> 00:18:12,600 Well, I can't. 386 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:17,280 But I can make a fix for you, that I don't care. 387 00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:19,360 Already. 388 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:23,239 Wait. It's just that I peeled it off in the toilet a while ago. 389 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:25,560 Oh my God. 390 00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:28,280 Ya... Come on... 391 00:18:29,479 --> 00:18:30,640 Come on, fool. 392 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:36,040 Wait, wait. Wait, no, no, no. 393 00:18:36,119 --> 00:18:39,479 Okay, okay, okay. Arrest. It's just a short time ago and... 394 00:18:42,239 --> 00:18:43,239 I'm sorry. 395 00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:47,840 (SIGH) 396 00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:54,080 But let's see... 397 00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:58,800 It's just a matter of... 398 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:03,360 put a little interest in it. 399 00:19:10,439 --> 00:19:11,439 Oh! 400 00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:20,840 Leave it. Let's leave it... 401 00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:25,840 Besides, I don't find myself very good, huh? 402 00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:28,040 I don't know if they have been the weather changes, 403 00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:30,640 the temperature of the house, the street... 404 00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:32,400 I think he caught me even fever. 405 00:19:32,479 --> 00:19:33,920 Oh yeah? I have snot. 406 00:19:42,239 --> 00:19:43,239 (baby cry) 407 00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:44,320 I'm coming! 408 00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:56,400 (CHISTA) That's it, that's it. It's over, it's over. 409 00:19:56,479 --> 00:19:57,720 (baby cry) 410 00:19:57,800 --> 00:20:01,400 Calm, calm. It's all over, that's it. 411 00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:03,239 Go to sleep, go to sleep. 412 00:20:06,879 --> 00:20:10,520 413 00:20:14,439 --> 00:20:18,119 414 00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:10,239 415 00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:14,000 416 00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:17,680 417 00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:21,439 418 00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:26,720